Office by Alex Penny
An invitation into the world of a Jersey Native, the happenings that occur are totally unscripted.
The English language is definitely a complex thing, I told someone they sound ignorant for saying “nig”, they figured I meant racist. If you own a dictionary it could mean foolish or uninformed.
Revised sentence “Don’t say nig you sound like a goddamn dumb ass.”
Why is Wicked so easy to parody? Broadway episode of South Park.
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!O the bleeding drops of red,Where on the deck my Captain lies,Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;Here Captain! dear father!This arm beneath your head;It is some dream that on the deck,You’ve fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!But I, with mournful tread,Walk the deck my Captain lies,Fallen cold and dead.
Visit the Museum and his Grave in Camden NJ!
Feliz día de madre
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Me
#Life
That awkward moment when you realize 15 year old girls stare at you.
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Me!
#zombie
You know there’s something wrong when your reasoning is “I’ll talk to them tomorrow” and tomorrow never comes. #ImJustNotThatIntoYou
RIP Xbox 360 Wireless Controller Battery packs, we had good times.
I heart Julie Andrews! #Broadway #Bro’dway